Donald Trump’s Kool-Aid Company Files For Bankruptcy
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The Ipso Facto News Agency has just confirmed that the former “Golfer-in-Chief’s” Kool-Aid company has indeed filed for bankruptcy. Oslo D. Troyjoy, a spokesperson for Bankruptcies of America, said that the Donald T…
Read full storyAnnie Don't Get Your Gun, Just Take Your Shot
The headline read: A Pro-Covid Congresswoman Encourages Crowds To Greet Vaccine Door Knockers With Guns What the protein does that mean? Who the protein could be Pro-COVID? Greet vaccine door knockers with guns? Isn’t it against the law to enc…
Read full storyTexas Governor Greg Abbott Named The Biggest Asshole Governor of All-Time
DIME BOX, Texas – (Satire News) – People who know Greg Abbott personally say off-the-record, that he is the meanest, cruelest, most heartless, despicable person since Adolf Hitler; actually according to many political pundits, G.A. is a close second…
Read full storyThe CIA Has Got a Big Surprise For Mr. Donald Trump
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – An insider at the Central Intelligence Alliance has just released information that will most certainly land “Old Baby Fingers” in the hoosegow, as they used to say in the Wild West. The insider, who would only sa…
Read full storyGuess Who Has A Temperature And Is Very Sick?
Someone has a temperature, wearing a mask, getting a vaccination, and self-quarantine at home will not save anyone. Vitamin C won’t do any good. Gluten-free or vegan? Forget it. It’s spreading like wildfire in every continent because it is wildfi…
Read full storyHave you seen Janet's special mug?
Have you seen Janet's special mug? Which one? The red one, with a wonky handle, and a big bottom. Which department is she in? You mean Janet, I thought you were talking about the mug...Janet in accounts, you know Janet, everyone knows Jan…
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