Governor Andrew Cuomo Says He’ll Resign When Trump Stops Lying (Which is Never!)
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – After countless members of Congress have called for the governor of New York to resign, Governor Cuomo has said that he has no plans to effen resign. He pointed out that Trump allegedly boinked 82 adult females, all…
Read full storyShould New York Governor Cuomo Resign?
The question is, as is often asked should Governor Andrew Cuomo resign or should he remain? Fast answer: He wasn't elected by the (covering all bases) maybe 100 women who presented sexual harassment charges and or complaints about his behavior. H…
Read full storyAn Egg Roll Food Truck in San Francisco’s Chinatown Makes $1 Million Per Day
SAN FRANCISCO – (Satire News) – San Francisco Mayor London Breed, has told Food Fad Magazine that the Rockin’ & Rollin’ Egg Roll Food Truck is doing fantastic sales. She pointed out that she spoke to Ling Dinga Ling, the owner, who told her th…
Read full storyPresident Biden Moves To Condemn Mar-a-Lago
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Word filtering out of the White House is that after receiving a private report from a private report reporting firm, President Biden will be signing a Presidential Executive Order condemning Trump’s Florida home – M…
Read full storyThe United States House of Representatives Votes to Prohibit Travel to and From Florida
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Ipso Facto News reports that due to the huge rise in Delta Dawn Virus cases in the Plywood State, the House of Representatives has voted 234 to 201 to restrict travel to and from the state of Florida. Governor Ro…
Read full storyKim Jong-un Wants In-N-Out Burger Restaurants in North Korea
PYONGYANG, North Korea – (Satire News) – North Korea’s Rice Paddy News Agency has stated that North Korean leader Kim Jong-un has requested that the In-N-Out burger chain build several of their restaurants in North Korea. Kim Jong-un recently stat…
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