The Reason That The Taliban Closed Three McDonald’s Restaurants
KABUL – (Business Satire) – Afghanistan’s Sandstone News Agency reports that Taliban spokesperson Sabeen Siri Yasim has informed the world-wide news media that the new regime has shut down three Mickey D’s. When asked why, Sabeen Siri Yasim simply…
Read full storyCommander Smuckmeister Joins Special Ops Group And Goes To Kabul
BILLINGSGATE POST: When Elmer Smuckmeister retired from the Navy SEALS in 1989 and returned to Beaver Crossing, Nebraska, to raise hogs on the family farm, even his close friends had no idea that he was a living legend. Having spent nearly six years…
Read full storyFrance Sends a Bill To The US Regarding The Statue of Liberty
PARIS – (Satire News) – Reports coming out of Paris state that the French government is hurting for money, due in part to the tremendous lawsuit settlement that the country is having to pay after losing The French Tickler, Inc. vs The French Governme…
Read full storyThe California Wild Fires Have Gotten So Hot That Rocks and Boulders Are Actually Catching Fire
CHICO, California – (Satire News) – Ipso Facto News reports that California’s “Hell Fires,” have totally gotten out-of-control. Park ranger Warren F. Fishfiddy, told IPN’s Fuchsia Garfunkel, that the temperature of the I Wish I Was In Dixie fire,…
Read full storySecret Documents Reveal That Trump Gave Al-Qaeda $19 Million in US Taxpayers Money
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – According to The Chicago Daily Wind, secret documents have just been found in a White House storage room that show that Donald Trump gave Al-Qaeda $19 million. The report clearly showed that the amount was actual…
Read full storyThe CIA Rounds Up 27 Taliban Operatives in Green Bay
GREEN BAY, Wisconsin – (Satire News) – Reports that there were over two dozen Taliban terrorists in the Green Bay area first surfaced around Valentine’s Day. An article appeared in Afro Sheen Magazine stating that the Taliban terrorists are good a…
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