Bob Baffert’s "Sizzling Seattle Heat" Easily Wins The PETA Sponsored - Rocky Mountain Derby
COLORADO SPRINGS – (Sports Satire) – One of the greatest thoroughbred trainers of all-times has done it again. Bob Baffert’s latest racing stable addition, a stallion named Sizzling Seattle Heat won his very first race, The Rocky Mountain Derby.
Read full storyMarjorie Taylor Greene Says She Wants Afghanistan To Become The 51st State
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Political pundits are all in complete agreement that Georgia congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene keeps on saying the most fucked-up shit with each brand new day. The dishwater blonde's latest hormonal rant is th…
Read full storyThe Pittsburgh Pirates Have Just Signed MLB’s First Female Ballplayer
PITTSBURGH – (Sports Satire) – The Balls News Agency has just confirmed that the Pittsburgh Pirates have just made history by signing the very first female to play in the Major Leagues. Catalina Vascovino, has just been signed to a three-year, $12…
Read full storyThe Reason Why The Stunningly Sexy Houston Astros Director of Security Resigned
HOUSTON – (Sports Satire) – Hollywood Innuendo has broken the scoop as to why Tiffany Vagaselli resigned her position as director of security for the Houston Astros. Fajita San Guacamole, with Hollywood Innuendo stated that 27-year-old Vagaselli r…
Read full storyDonald Trump Says He Shot Another Hole-in-One – What An Effen Liar!
KEY WEST, Florida – (Satire News) – Someone once said that if Donald Trump ever goes two hours without telling a damn lie, he’ll probably pass out from hyperfifalosis. His wife Melania, an ex-lingerie model, said that if she had a nickel for every…
Read full storyThe United Kingdom May Have To Cancel Christmas
LONDON – (Satire News) – England’s Tickety Boo News has commented that the 2021 Christmas season may be cancelled. TBN reporter Neville Twickenbuck learned from a source within Buckingham Palace that Queen Elizabeth is highly upset at the prospect…
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