The Reason Why The Stunningly Sexy Houston Astros Director of Security Resigned

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Thursday, 26 August 2021

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During her collegiate days, Tiffany was ranked one of the Top 5 female swimmers in the country.

HOUSTON – (Sports Satire) – Hollywood Innuendo has broken the scoop as to why Tiffany Vagaselli resigned her position as director of security for the Houston Astros.

Fajita San Guacamole, with Hollywood Innuendo stated that 27-year-old Vagaselli resigned because she was offered a job as executive director of sex toys for Victoria’s Secret.

The stunningly sexy blonde divulged that her salary has tripled, plus she gets exclusive use of one of the company’s three Lamborghini Murcielago’s.

Tiffany noted that in her capacity as executive director of sex toys she will get to chose which of the company’s thousands of employees get to test out the various, highly erotic, state-of-the-art sexual aid toys.

Vagaselli’s gorgeous body has been described as looking like the body of a Playboy bunny.

SIDENOTE: All of the Houston Astros players, coaches, and even the bat boy hated to see Tiffany Vagaselli leave.

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