Governor Cuomo Abandons His Dog Captain
So when Governor Andrew Cuomo resigned and moved out of the Governor’s mansion in Albany, the twit abandoned his dog, named Captain, saying, “Maybe somebody else can take care of him.” Andrew Cuomo can not be former Governor Mario Cuomo’s son. Mar…
Read full storyAn Elderly Florida Couple Caught Having Sex in a Carnival Bumper Car
PENSACOLA, Florida – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News has confirmed that a couple who are both in their late 70s, were caught having dry sex in a bumper car that belongs to The Traveling Dixie Carnival Show. Burt and Irene Fumsteen, were videotaped…
Read full storyKanye West Announces That He Is Changing His Name
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Yippee Ki Yay Magazine reports that Kanye West, who embarrassed himself when he took the microphone away from Taylor Swift, at the 2009 VMA Awards Show, has fallen into the deep depths of depressed depression. After bei…
Read full storyThe Las Vegas Couple Who Named Their Baby Girl, Vagina, Have Decided to Change Her Name To Keep From Going To Prison
LAS VEGAS – (Satire News) – RumorLand News reports that Wendell and Pandora Tuckweed will not be arrested after all. The couple, who named their baby daughter, Vagina, said that it was really just a joke, but the Nevada State Department of Normalc…
Read full storyHawaii Tells Tourists To Stay The Eff Away!
HONOLULU – (Satire News) – Reports coming out of the Aloha State report that Hawaii’s Secretary of Tourism and Coconut Harvesting has issued a directive stating that tourists from the mainland are not welcome. The secretary who did not want his na…
Read full storyAfter 87,000 Years The Once Mighty Colorado River Is Drying Up
PHOENIX, Arizona – (Satire News) – The Chicago Daily Wind newspaper has just reported that the mighty Colorado River has turned into a little trickling creek. They place the blame solely on Global Warming, which former president Don the Con swore…
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