A Las Vegas Couple is Fined For Naming Their Newborn Baby Daughter Vagina
LAS VEGAS – (Satire News) – The Las Vegas Police Department has just confirmed that a young couple living in “Sin City” has just been fined for basically being total and complete assholes. LVPD stated that Wendell and Pandora Tuckweed have been hi…
Read full storyA Man In Hot Springs, Arkansas, Holds Up a McDonald’s Drive-Thru Window
HOT SPRINGS, Arkansas – (Satire News) – The Hot Springs Police Department reports that a tall, slender individual, who looked a lot like Matt Gaetz, but not anywhere near as fat, or as ridiculously overweight, drove up to a McDonalds drive-thru and h…
Read full storyThe US Chinese-American Federation of Chinese People Demand That The NBA Implement An Asian Player Quota
SAN FRANCISCO – (Sports Satire) - The organization known as The US Chinese-American Federation of Chinese People has issued a strong statement to the National Basketball Association. In a letter to NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, the group states t…
Read full storyLove Birds Guilty Of Inappropriate Sex Chatter: The Durham Report Alleges
BILLINGSGATE POST: After over two years and breathless speculation that John Durham would finally exonerate the Love Birds for engaging in inappropriate sexual chatter, it appears that the Justice Department will finally complete the long awaited re…
Read full storyNew York City Prostitutes Are Now Demanding Vax Proof From Their Johns
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) – With the return of the Trumpapalooza Virus the Big Apple’s horde of streetwalkers (i.e. whores) have now announced that they will require all “Johns” (customers) to show their Covid card. Brooklyn’s infamous Maggie…
Read full storyPresident Biden Issues a Presidential Executive Order Taxing Billionaires at a 95% Rate
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Press Secretary Jen Psaki announced to the White House press corps that the president has decided to cut some of the tremendous deficit that he inherited from the former “Divider-in-Chief,” Donald Jonathan Trump.
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