England Wanker Team wins Gold at Wanker Olympics!
England continue to achieve great success as a bunch of 'Wankers' after successfully leaving the EU as renowned 'Tossers!' They now have won a gold medal at the alternative Olympics held in 'Willy Wanker Land' better known as Vatican City! Several…
Read full storyLPGA’s Sensational Sexy Sexpot Paige Spiranac Gets Invited To The White House After Winning The Indianapolis Invitational
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Sports Satire) – White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki has informed the White House Press Corps that President Biden and First Lady Dr. Jill Biden have invited the stunningly sexy pro lady golfer Paige Spiranac to the White House…
Read full storySwitzerland’s Moonshot Rocket Lifts Off The Launch Pad and Quickly Crashes Into The Alps
WOODEN CLOG, Switzerland – (Sci-Tech Satire) – Swiss news agencies are reporting that Switzerland’s attempt to land a space ship on the moon has sizzled big time. National authorities with the Swiss Moon Federation (SMF) commented that they are em…
Read full storyScientists Are Puzzled As To Why Buffaloes Are Mating With Squirrels
YELLOWSTONE NATIONAL PARK, Wyoming – (Satire News) – Park rangers at Yellowstone are puzzled, confused, and confounded as to why adult male bison are starting to mate with adult female squirrels. The rangers say that they have been getting lots of…
Read full storyTerrorist gets surprised by the meaning of "Terrorism" in a dictionary
Recently there has been a heated debate about what exactly is terrorism. After a lot of discussion with countless arguments in live TV and social media, America has finally come to terms and finally look it up at the dictionary. The results are s…
Read full storyThe Reason Why Trump’s Urologist Revealed That Trumptard’s Testiciles Are Now The Size of Two Baby Peas
PALM BEACH, Florida – (Satire News) – Everyone knows that doctor’s are not supposed to reveal any details on the status of their patients physical, mental, emotional, or sexual condition. Ever since the time of Joan of Arc and Attila The Hun, what…
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