Donald Trump will travel to Green Zone to rally the troops and deliver major address
Major news organizations such as Reuters are reporting that Melania, Jared, and Ivanka have declined Mr. Trump's invitation to accompany him to Baghdad this coming weekend. Mr. Pompeo has likewise declined, citing an important conference in Moose...
Read full storyWatching Breaking Bad Or The National News
The choice was binging on the Netflix series Breaking Bad or watching the news and Trump’s latest attempt to distract from his Vote of Impeachment, which may be followed by his removal from office. In the old black and white movies, on Turner Cla...
Read full storyDesperate FDA Encourages Americans to Get Comfortable in Their Bodies Just as They Are
"Times have changed, and we need to change with them," was the New Year's message offered by Food and Drug Administration Commissioner Dr. Stephen Hahn, who urged Americans to abandon unrealistic expectations about living in a trim, fit body. "We nee...
Read full storyPresident Trump Hard At Work On World War 4
After last week's airstrike that killed Iranian general Qasem Soleimani, and the fallout from that incident that has brought the world to the brink of a new world conflict, President Trump was back at his White House desk over the weekend, putting th...
Read full storyMan Spends Hours Popping Bubblewrap With His Children
A man has revealed how he and his two children spent 'hours' indulging in the extremely satisfying activity of bursting the bubbles in a sheet of bubblewrap that had been used as protective covering on his daughter's new bike. Moys Kenwood, 56, an…
Read full storyMan Wasn't Looking For Asian Singles, But Thought He'd Look Into It Anyway
A man absentmindedly perusing the internet pages of a satirical news website has told today, of how he felt increasingly pressured into looking for Asian singles. Moys Kenwood, 56, was idling through the pages of TheSpoof.com, when he became aware...
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