A man absentmindedly perusing the internet pages of a satirical news website has told today, of how he felt increasingly pressured into looking for Asian singles.
Moys Kenwood, 56, was idling through the pages of TheSpoof.com, when he became aware of advertising asking him if he was:
"Looking for Asian singles?"
"I honestly wasn't looking for anything, let alone an Asian single, but, as time went on, and the advert kept appearing before my eyes, I did, at one point, think 'Well, why not, if there's one available'. So I clicked on the advert."
The advert promised:
"Real-Time dates with 700,000+ gorgeous women"
and advised him to:
"Join now and get tons of attention"
"I must admit, I do enjoy a bit of attention - I mean, who doesn't?"
At the end of the day, however, he decided that an Arab single was not what he wanted:
"There was a fee. I'm much too polite to say what it was, but, for me, if you have to pay for romance, it's not really romance. Call me an outdated dinosaur traditionalist if you like, but love can't be bought, and, even if it can, I'm not paying."