After last week's airstrike that killed Iranian general Qasem Soleimani, and the fallout from that incident that has brought the world to the brink of a new world conflict, President Trump was back at his White House desk over the weekend, putting the finishing touches to his plans for World War 4.
Hardworking Trump was joined by senior White House officials, and was said to be pleased with proposals put forward as to how several major wars might be started, particularly in what is left of the Middle East after World War 3 has ended.
Special dossiers full of misinformation on Russia, China, North Korea and all of the Middle Eastern states were made available to the group of warmongers, who developed strategies to combat their nonexistent threats, whilst eating hamburgers and quoffing large amounts of Pepsi.
Trump tweeted later:
"It's always prudent to have a Plan B in reserve. We also have a Plan C and a Plan D. And a Plan X - that's the one I like best!"
