Man Is Facing Tough Decision
We all have them to make at some point in our lives, and tough decisions are, by their very nature, not easy ones to take, and that is exactly the case for one man during the coming weeks, as he faces what might quite possibly be the toughest decisio…
Read full storyRehearsals for Obama needle jab start soon; cast expanding
Mr. Obama has said he will step forward to get the Covid 19 vaccine in a televised event to encourage confidence in the public. This versus 36% of nurses who say they will not take it, and that, contrary to usual procedures, the vaccines have been…
Read full storyIvanka Trump Opens New Pop-Up Celebrity Covid Vaccination Clinic
News that the ex-president’s wife/daughter, Ivanka, has jumped on the Covid bandwagon to make a fast buck from it came as no surprise to the hastily-assembled press pack summoned to the White House this morning. Instead of the usual briefing, a t…
Read full storyManchester United demand they start games in the second half!
(NOT EDITED) All the negative adjectives in the English dictionary can be slung at Manchester United in a series of quite disgraceful first 45-minute performances! Their manager, Ole, has found a solution to this problem and is demanding the EFA (Eng…
Read full storyDr. Fauci Says President Trump Needs To Visit An Exorcist
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – RumorLand News is reporting that Dr. Anthony Fauci, who is the director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, has made his strongest comment yet, regarding the President. Dr. Fauci, who h…
Read full storyHollywood Remakes Linda Lovelace’s X-Rated Porn Classic “Deep Throat”
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – 1972 was the year that a roller-skating Sonic Drive-In car hop became the most famous porn star in the world. Linda Lovelace was chosen by producers of the X-rated movie “Deep Throat” because of her amazingly natural ac…
Read full story#1 Ranked Alabama Could Be Facing NCAA Sanctions
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) - Fans of number one-ranked University of Alabama (8-0) are holding their collective breaths, as the Crimson Tide is being investigated for possible collegiate violations. Johnny Mariachi, director of the NCAA’s Rul…
Read full storyConnecticut Is Getting Into The Cocaine Business
HARTFORD – (Satire News) – After much controversy, the state of Connecticut has finally informed the media that it has voted to legalize cocaine by a vote of 74 to 7, with 19 abstaining. Senator Kingston P. Riffkit, 84, told Boom Boom News that, a…
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