Couple In Dispute After Vermin Deaths
After an incident in which a family placed a rat trap which snared seven creatures over a period of five days in their kitchen, a debate has taken place over whether the victims were rats or mice. "The ugly, scrawny, filthy vermin that weren't cle…
Read full storyBritish Carrots Grown in Spain found on a Tesco shelf!
(NOT EDITED) With a majestic trade deal organised by the one and only mega hypocrite, Boris Johnson, of course, kicking in from January 2021, supermarkets have been gearing up their efforts to convince Brexiteers that only British products are accept…
Read full storyDonald Trump Decides To Be Appointed US Senator From Florida
Donald Trump feels he lost the election and decided to be appointed US Senator from Florida after Marco Rubio resigns to spend more time with his family. Governor Ron De Santis, a good pal, and Donald Trump supporter, will appoint Trump the Junio…
Read full storyLittle White Houses Raining Down On Donald Trump
It isn’t just from liberal states like California and New York, but little white houses are being sent to Donald Trump from around the world. Even from what Trump once referred to as shit-hole nations. Origami folded white houses in envelopes, ma…
Read full storyThe Dallas Cowboys Can Smell The NFL Playoffs
DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – Cowboys owner, general manager, and sometimes bus driver, Jerry Jones, says that, after winning their third game in a row, his team can smell the playoffs. Jones stressed that the Cowboys are playing pretty much flawless…
Read full storyThe Voice Is Upset at The Big Feud Between Judges Blake Shelton and John Legend
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – The producers of the NBC hit show “The Voice" are very upset, and are working overtime dealing with damage control on the popular show. Bravo Network’s Andy Cohen spoke with Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight, and…
Read full storyDonald Trump Thinks Everything Is A Mere Figment Of His Imagination
Psychoanalysts have said they can now reveal why they think outgoing US President Donald Trump is prone to behaving how he does, why he tells so many lies, why he treats other people with such disdain and disrespect, and why he believes he is not onl…
Read full storySupreme Court Rules Sex Organs Can Be Used To Determine Gender
BILLINGSGATE POST: Thank God for President Trump! In a 5-4 decision, the Supreme Court ruled that sex organs can be used to determine one’s gender. While conventional sex theories, held sacred since Adam and Eve discovered each other's inter-joinin…
Read full storyOld Writer Discovers Real News is New Fake News
Internationally unrenowned writer Kilroy Kovacs has announced his retirement after a long, unsuccessful career as a satire writer, in order to pursue a new career in news journalism. The fake news community reacted immediately with the same general i…
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