Georgia Independent Man Conflicted Over US Senate Runoff Elections
Independent Georgia man, Danny Unfettered, admitted that he is completely conflicted over which candidates he will vote for in January’s US senate run-off elections. He has found himself at the crossroads of trying to figure out which senate party h…
Read full storyMan Is Looking Forward To January 20
This year, 2020, hasn't been especially good for many people, particularly those who succumbed to the Coronavirus, COVID-19, and it's fair to say that most people will be glad to see the back of it, and to usher in a - hopefully - better new year on…
Read full storyFootball Show Host Made Schoolgirl Error
There were cases of stifled laughter and sideways glances in a TV studio earlier this evening, and viewers at home had to pinch themselves, when the female host of True Visions Live Matchday Extra football programme made a schoolboy error when she re…
Read full storyAre you missing Steps?
Are you missing the popular beat-combo Steps? If you are, then you are not alone, as, during lockdown, their tracks 'One for Sorrow' and 'Tragedy' have been streamed fairly regularly, obviously not that much, but enough for them to half-think abou…
Read full storyDukes Of Hazzard Lost 'Lynching' Episode Discovered
Little Rock, Arkansas - A sub shop in Little Rock, traded three meat-lovers subs, for what turned out to be the only known copy of a lost pilot episode of '80s TV smash hit, The Dukes Of Hazzard. The episode, which die-hard Dukes fans refer to as…
Read full storyThe Results of President Trump’s Year-End Physical Are Not Good
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The President’s personal physician, Dr. Yang Fu Fi, just gave him his annual year-end medical exam, and revealed that the results are not good. Dr. Fu Fi said that Trump appears to be in good shape - if he were 1…
Read full storyPresident Trump Has Just Hit 10 Billion Tweets
PHILADELPHIA – (Satire News) – The president has just reached yet another milestone. Last week, it was reported by iNews, that he has played more golf during his presidency than all of the other 44 presidents combined. Then, a few days ago, Horror…
Read full storyThe NFL Drops Its Random Drug Testing
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – The National Football League has dropped its random drug testing program, effective immediately. The decision was not really announced to the sports media, it was merely sent out to the 32 team owners, as a type o…
Read full storyVermont Outlaws Truck Testicles
SILLY SYRUP, Vermont – (Satire News) – In a move that surprised many hard core males, the Syrup State has just voted to outlaw truck testicles, or truck nuts, as they are called in the southern states. The truck gonads are attached underneath the…
Read full storyPresident Trump Is Thinking of Resigning
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Breaking news coming out of D.C. confirms that President Donald Trump is seriously considering resigning. Vox Populi reports that a source close to Melania Trump stated that POTUS has finally had his fill of CNN,…
Read full storyAnother Dropkick For Donald Trump By The Supreme Court
In a unanimous decision by the US Supreme Court, Donald Trump received another dropkick out of the Supreme Court and out of the White House. Trump’s team hasn’t yet petitioned Santa Claus to throw out the 2020 election, but after Santa, Trump's lawye…
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