Halloween Cancelled After News That Pumpkins Are Imported From Europe
There's disappointment amongst children of all ages right across the country this evening, as the news filtered through that Halloween had been cancelled, after it was discovered that pumpkins are imported into the UK from Europe. The UK Food Agen...
Read full storyInnovative Financing Company Offers Principal-Free, Interest-Only Cash "Gifts"
Tired of sending a huge chunk of your monthly income to pay the interest on loans while never seeing the principal even budge? Well, the innovative financing company Cash Cow, Inc., is disrupting the traditional lending business by offering principal...
Read full storyVegans Celebrate Paul Prudhomme’s Death with Tofu-Seitan Turducken
The West Goshen Vegan Alliance (WGVA), a militant culinary rights group, is holding a special Fat Chance Supper on Saturday November 2 to commemorate the passing of Chef Paul Prudhomme. The late chef is alleged to have created the turducken, "a hideo...
Read full storyMan Had Two Right Hands
Images have surfaced on a satirical news website of a male member of the human race who, quite unconventionally, is the owner of two right hands. Most humans are born with one right hand and one left hand, but a writer on TheSpoof.com noticed that...
Read full storyFossil Fuel Firms Foment Firestorm Fury
Wheeling, West Virginia. Exclusive to The Spoof. "Fossil Fuel Forever." a coalition of oil, natural gas and coal mining companies, today issued a press release on the firestorms that are burning California. The press release erupted into its own f...
Read full storyEngland Rugby Team's Haka Response Explained
The response given by the England rugby team to the Haka performed by their New Zealand opponents before the two teams' World Cup semi-final match in Yokohama on Sunday has drawn much attention on social media, where a video has been viewed more than...
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