Man Had Two Right Hands

Written by Monkey Woods

Wednesday, 30 October 2019

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Both right thumbs can clearly be seen

Images have surfaced on a satirical news website of a male member of the human race who, quite unconventionally, is the owner of two right hands.

Most humans are born with one right hand and one left hand, but a writer on noticed that, during an advertisement he was forced to watch on the site, a man can be seen using a Smartphone who clearly has two right hands.

Moys Kenwood, 56, said:

"A man can be seen using a Smartphone who clearly has two right hands. I'm afraid that, if they can't find someone who has the requisite right-and-left hand format to take part in an advertisement, this doesn't instill much confidence in me that they can do much else right, and I'll take my business elsewhere."

The advertisement promotes a company called Gojek, who claim to be Southeast Asia's leading on-demand multi-service platform and digital payment technology group. They are based in Jakarta, Indonesia.

The advertisement has also given new meaning to the phrase:

The left hand doesn't know what the right hand is doing

simply because there is no left hand.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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