Nancy Pelosi to star as Blanche in Off-Broadway re-make of “A Streetcar Named Desire”
Ms. Pelosi is reported enthused over this role, especially due to Representative Schiff taking the part of Stanley Kowalski, formerly performed by Marlon Brando. Mr. Schiff does a variation on the muscular Brando via his eyes, which bulge and prot...
Read full storyManchester United And Liverpool Will Walk Off If Anyone So Much As THINKS Anything Racist
The game between Manchester United and Premier League leaders Liverpool is just about to kick off at Old Trafford, and the big news is that both teams have agreed they will walk off the pitch if any of the supporters so much as thinks anything of a r...
Read full storyTrump PS to Erdogan letter used as rolling paper denied
Breaking: Mr. Trump not only sent a letter to Turkey’s President Erdogan on October 9, he also sent a PS--not disclosed by mainstream press so far. Mr. Trump’s first message is famous as deposited “in the bin” by Mr. Erdogan, according to insider...
Read full storyHillary Clinton falls off subway platform; saved by psychic Russian immigrant
Despite the dramatic rescue of Hillary Clinton in front of a subway train, her rescuer may not be rewarded. Yesterday, Ms. Clinton was addressing a subway platform crowd on “the Russian menace” when she accidentally fell (or was shoved) off a subw...
Read full storyNashville Man Reluctantly Accepts Unconditional Happiness
After decades of attempting to find happiness though career success and personal relationships but never managing to attain any of these things, Casey Chapman of Nashville, Tennessee, reluctantly accepted unconditional happiness. "It wasn't my fir...
Read full storyMan Annoyed That He Probably Won't Get To See Halley's Comet Again
A man that is interested in seeing things has said that he is upset and annoyed that, in all likelihood, he won't get to see Halley's Comet again. Moys Kenwood, 56, was born in 1963, and, as the comet is not expected again until 28 July 2061 when...
Read full storyDonald Jr. and Ivanka Trump Land Jobs at Breitbart After Exposing Hunter Biden Nepotism Scandal
Washington - As proud father Donald Sr. stood by, Donald Trump Jr. and sister Ivanka Trump accepted positions with the Breitbart News Organization as Investigative News Editors in a public ceremony in Washington yesterday. The appointments were ba...
Read full storyGabbard’s Strong Coalition Includes Anti-Clinton, Pro-Assad and “Guys Who Just Want a Hot President” Groups
Washington - An emerging coalition of groups supporting Democratic Presidential candidate Tulsi Gabbard includes voters who side with her versus Hillary Clinton in their developing dispute. Adding these backers to assorted Russian bots, pro-Assad Sy...
Read full storyRacist Bulgarian Ultras Strike Again In England's Heartland
The racism that England players so bravely put up with, turned the other cheek to, and ultimately vanquished, reared its ugly head once more yesterday, this time on home turf, as an exciting FA Cup fourth qualifying round game was ruined by hordes of...
Read full storyMPs Seek Brexit Extension "Until The End Of Time"
It's been more than three years now since the UK referendum on whether or not to leave the EU, and still the government can't quite get the country 'over the line'. Prime Minister Boris Johnson has repeatedly asserted that, deal or no deal, Octobe...
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