Gabbard’s Strong Coalition Includes Anti-Clinton, Pro-Assad and “Guys Who Just Want a Hot President” Groups

Funny story written by Jaki Treehorn

Sunday, 20 October 2019

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Presidential Candidate Tulsi Gabbard

Washington - An emerging coalition of groups supporting Democratic Presidential candidate Tulsi Gabbard includes voters who side with her versus Hillary Clinton in their developing dispute. Adding these backers to assorted Russian bots, pro-Assad Syrians and guys who are just basically interested in having a president who looks good surfing in Hawaii, and it is easy to see why her poll numbers have gone all the way up to 1%.

Some, including Clinton, theorized that Gabbard could be groomed by the Russians to mount a challenge to the eventual Democratic candidate, harming their efforts. That strategy was lost on one older male voter interviewed recently who said “I did some internet searches and she fills out a bikini better than any of the candidates”.

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