Trump PS to Erdogan letter used as rolling paper denied

Written by joseph k winter

Sunday, 20 October 2019

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Mr. Trump's PS set off revelry all night long in Istanbul

Breaking: Mr. Trump not only sent a letter to Turkey’s President Erdogan on October 9, he also sent a PS--not disclosed by mainstream press so far.

Mr. Trump’s first message is famous as deposited “in the bin” by Mr. Erdogan, according to insider sources.

That letter laid out orders to Mr. Erdogan: “Don’t be a tough guy. Don’t be a fool!”

Mr. Erdogan was so amused he nearly fell off a chair at his desk, while simultaneously dropping the message into the trash.

In key significance from Trump's letter: “I have worked hard to solve some of your problems.”

Plus, “I don’t want to be responsible for destroying the Turkish economy—and I will.”

Directly following this, the invasion of North East Syria started, with assault on the Kurds in the area.

At this time, a 120-hour deal is in progress that may lead to peace in the region, and restore Syrian sovereignty to the Assad forces.

Meanwhile, another message from Mr. Trump arrived on Erdogan’s desk.

PS:

Dear Erdo,

By the way, due to my great and unmatched wisdom, as I announced a week or so back, please note that any forward progress here on this matter is entirely due to my efforts on it.

I know you’ve been in politics longer than I have, but let’s also take into account my brain and its size, including that I am and always have been a stable genius.

So, again, Erdo, don’t be a chump on this, and I will invite you to dinner at The White House soon. Melania does a tremendous Turkish goulash a la Slovenia.

Sincerely,

My Eminence, Donald Trump

Insiders report Mr. Erdogan immediately gathered his ministers around him, and used this latest message to roll up some of Turkey’s finest weed.

The occasion was “festive,” including calling for vodka directly imported from Moscow.

The governments of Turkey and the US have explicitly denied this report:

“More fake news that has no bearing on the reality of world politics at this time.”

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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