Forever 21 Goes Out of Business--To Reopen as AARP Thrifty 63
Former fashion powerhouse retailer, Forever 21, announced it will close three Arizona stores effective December 31, and its remaining outlets in 2020. According to Forever 21 president, Jin Sook Chang, "... the retail fashion market has evolved and...
Read full storyDenver- If Colorado Were Like The Human Body and Flawlessly Designed By God Then Denver Would Be The Rectum
Denver! Denver, Colorado! Denver- where the pus of the plains erupts to the surface and spreads like lava over a 155 square radius of otherwise pristine land. Denver- a scab that envelopes the foot of the Rockies and gives them athletes foo...
Read full storyPaul Pogba Wants More Money
Paul Pogba, the Manchester United football player, is annoyed, and he's annoyed because he wants more money. Pogba, who is French, doesn't know exactly how much more money he wants, but he knows, for certain, he wants more than he's getting at the...
Read full storyGeneral Anesthesia Recommended for Majority of American Population
With over half of Americans regularly taking at least one prescription medication for either physical or psychological ailments or both, the Food and Drug Administration has recommended that the majority of the population simply be put under general...
Read full story"The Right to Vape" is a First Amendment Guarantee
Washington, D.C. Special to The Spoof. Vapor Manufacturers of America, a trade organization that brings together the major producers of E-cigarettes, today launched a public relations campaign to stop the anti-vaping movement that has led to the bann...
Read full storyHarry Kane Says Tottenham Were Unlucky In Bayern Munich Rout
Tottenham Hotspur captain, Harry Kane, claimed his side were unlucky, and did not get "the rub of the green" in their Champions League match against Bayern Munich at White Hart Lane last night. Spurs were mauled 7-2. It could have been more.
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