Paul Pogba Wants More Money

Written by Monkey Woods

Wednesday, 2 October 2019

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As much as you can spare, please

Paul Pogba, the Manchester United football player, is annoyed, and he's annoyed because he wants more money.

Pogba, who is French, doesn't know exactly how much more money he wants, but he knows, for certain, he wants more than he's getting at the moment.

United are thought to have been hit with a demand from Pogba's agent to make his salary £500,000 a week, but this has not been confirmed.

Said Pogba:

"I don't want to discuss numbers. I don't want to discuss figures. You English are so mathematical. Trying to pin me down. I want more, I don't know how much more, but I think I am worth more than I currently get, and that's my final word on it."

Players like Pogba are bringing the game to its knees.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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