Barr Forced to Cut Short Lecture on Christian Morals, Return to D.C. to Manage Latest Trump Scandal
Chicago - Attorney General of the United States and President Trump's legal fixer, William Barr, on a speaking tour of Catholic Colleges across the country, was forced to cut short a speech at Loyola University and return to Washington D.C. yesterday...
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Ivanka Trump doesn’t know how to spell Nobel as in 'Nobel Peace Prize', a prize daddy has been lusting after ever since Barack Obama received one. But maybe both daughter and daddy thought it was indeed a prize for being noble. However, after cal...
Read full storyTrump: “I Don’t Know Erdogan, Giuliani or the Kurds, I Take Photos with Lots of People”
Washington - President Trump distanced himself from the Syrian Crisis and the Ukraine Scandal today by claiming not to know any of the key players involved in the two issues. “They say Rudy was my lawyer. Maybe he did do a little work for us year...
Read full storyNashville Man Inspired to Learn Poetry Doesn't Have to Rhyme
Although artistically minded, Wesley Biggs of Nashville, Tennessee, had always considered poetry beyond his creative reach – until he learned that it does not necessarily have to rhyme. “I feel like such a doofus,” said Biggs. “All this time I’ve...
Read full storyGasoline Prices In US Tumble To 10c A Gallon As Trump Inducts Saudi Arabia As 51st State
Following the September 14 attack on Saudi Arabia’s Aramco refineries, America promptly blamed Iran for the attack. “It’s an Act of War on US interests,” declared the world’s greatest sanction-slapper, President Donald Trump. “Oil is always a US inte...
Read full storyRacist Bulgarian Ultras So Disgusted, They Left At Halftime
There was another easy three points for the England football team in Sofia last night, as Gareth Southgate's boys absolutely annihilated Bulgaria by a trouncingly-reassuring 6-0 scoreline, settling fans' nerves after last week's poor show in the Czec...
Read full storyTrump, Sanctioned by California, Faces Financial Ruin
Sacramento, CA. Special to The Spoof. California's state legislature today placed financial and travel sanctions on President Donald Trump in an effort to pressure him into resigning before he is impeached. Under the terms of the sanction legislat...
Read full storyEscalator Usage On The Up
The number of escalators used to gain access to the upper levels of shopping malls, department stores, airports and sports stadiums has shown a sharp rise, according to new figures. The 'moving staircase', as some old fuddy-duddies still like to...
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