7 tips for modern romance
Modern romantic relationships can be tough, especially for the sort of internet-obsessed weirdos who would read this website. Here are some tips to help even the lardiest pervert find love, or at least a willing hole. There are dating websites for...
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Washington - The former Kurdish allies of the United States in Northern Syria reacted with puzzlement and horror as the American forces withdrew from the area last week, leaving them to be slaughtered by their long-time foes, the Turks, as President...
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The violent video shown at Donald Trump's Florida resort, depicting the president shooting political rivals, raises a related question: Who will "shoot" "Trump?" That unspoken question which has been on the minds of most Americans for over two yea...
Read full storyFortnite powers down. Millions of boys reunited with loved ones
Parents and siblings are rejoicing today after reuniting with missing family members thought lost forever. The popular video game Fortnite powered down Sunday, leaving only a black hole visible on the screen and millions of players confused and unab...
Read full storyPerfect Horse’s Ass Ruined When They Put Teeth In Joe Biden’s Pie Hole
BILLINGSGATE POST: Even Rembrandt couldn’t paint a perfect horse’s ass. Now, any chance that one could be found has been permanently side-lined by the inadvertent planting of teeth in Joe Biden’s pie hole. Some pundits have likened the crooked s...
Read full storyPresident Trump Wears Blackface For Press Conference
President Donald Trump is said to be in a state of meltdown, after he turned up for a White House press conference wearing blackface, and making monkey noises. The president delivered a speech on the crisis at the Turkish border, where previously-...
Read full storyOne in Four Americans Affected by Mental Health
A recent report from the National Institute of Health revealed that one in four Americans is affected by mental health, but, fortunately, rates of mental health are on the rapid decline. "We're making progress," said NIH Director Francis Collins.
Read full storyTurkey Eyes Conquest of Balkans, All of Near East
Ankara, Turkey. Woof Blister reporting for SIN - Spoof International News. In that Oct. 10 phone call between Donald Trump and Turkish president Recep Tayyip Erdogan, Trump gave the green light to more than Erdogan's invasion of Kurdish-held portions...
Read full storyThree Women Pull Faces At Photographer
There was a moment of madness in one town center this afternoon, when three women spotted a photographer taking pictures of shoppers, and promptly stood posing in front of him in a provocative and intimidating way. Roland Kerplunk, the cameraman,...
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