Three Women Pull Faces At Photographer

Written by Monkey Woods

Monday, 14 October 2019

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There was a moment of madness in one town center this afternoon, when three women spotted a photographer taking pictures of shoppers, and promptly stood posing in front of him in a provocative and intimidating way.

Roland Kerplunk, the cameraman, grabbed the opportunity for some glamour pics:

"I was just stood minding everyone else's business, when up step these three tarts," he said. "I decided to capture them for posterity."

But what happened next, will stay with Kerplunk for the rest of his days.

"They started pulling funny faces. I was taken aback. Not just any old back, but right at the very back. In fact, it was the takenabackest I've ever been in my entire life!"

Two of the women adopted a 'ferocious' look, whilst the other stuck her tongue out as if she was performing some gross act on the one in the middle.

Police have advised members of the public who encounter the threesome to carry on as if they hadn't noticed them.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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