New Smartphone “Felt Pen” Photo App Helps Trumpists Easily Deal With Pesky Fact-Checkers
Washington - A new app is available for Apple and other smartphones allowing President Donald Trump and his followers to easily correct photographic evidence of his apparent lies and disinformation displayed by the fake news, fact-check sites and oth...
Read full storyNashville Man Accidentally Becomes a Stoic
Never one for dabbling in such esoteric matters as philosophy, 23-year-old Ken Forton of Nashville, Tennessee, was as surprised as anyone to learn that he'd accidentally become a Stoic. "Funny how these things just sneak up on you," said Forton. "...
Read full storyMan Considering Joining NRA
A man has revealed how, after being prompted to do so by an advertizement he saw on the internet, he is considering joining the NRA. The annual membership fee being charged is only $30, and is well within his budget. The only slight doubt in hi...
Read full storyManchester United 'Glory-Hunter' Fan Seriously Considering Supporting Local Team
A 35-year-old man from Leytonstone in East London, who has been a fervent Manchester United supporter ever since the team became successful under Sir Alec Ferguson in the 1980s, is currently having a serious rethink following the team's alarming loss...
Read full storyInventor Of Battery Packs with Itty Bitty Screws Holding Them Shut Hiding In Afghanistan Cave
Cai Zeng, the inventor of those little double "A" and triple "A" battery packs, held shut with eyeglass-sized screws, fled his home in Szechuan, China, fearing for his life, due to worldwide frustration with his invention. His invention? The "scr...
Read full storyFeelings, nothing more than Feelings: The Fashion World Documents Great Names, and How they Made Us Feel.
Nebraska, site of fashion's newest Festival, "Burning Cloth and Burning Rolling Papers", is hosting what some are calling a momentous event in Fashion. "El Gazorb", a little-known but highly-revered designer in crop circle fashion groups - so nam...
Read full storyMan Was Asked Odd Question Online
A man has revealed how, whilst minding his own business on the internet, he was bluntly, and rather inexplicably, asked if he was, by any chance, the child of a holocaust survivor. The man, who is not the child of a holocaust survivor, queried the...
Read full storyHero dog Conan responds to CNN interview: “No comment”
Breaking: Hero Dog Conan, key assistant in tracking down and eliminating Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, reported in to a White House psychiatrist late this afternoon. Conan has been honored by the president for outstanding bravery in the field of running d...
Read full storyMauricio Pochettino And José Mourinho To 'Same Sex' Dance On Strictly Come Dancing Christmas Show
As the furore surrounding 'same sex' couples in this year's 'Strictly Come Dancing' rumbles on unabated, the BBC has announced that new Tottenham Hotspur manager, José Mourinho, will 'team up' with his predecessor, Mauricio Pochettino, in the show's...
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