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Washington DC - (Reuterus): Vice President Mike Pence may have used a professional body double to evade charges of lying under oath at his January 2017 vice presidential inauguration according to reports. The Trump-appeasing half-wit was spotted...
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Washington DC - (Rotters): The GOP inaugural committee is being sued for malfeasance in a pubic orifice for switching the Malleus Maleficarum - Hammer of Witches - satanic primer with the customary Lincoln Bible for Donald Trump’s pledging of the Pr...
Read full storyTrump Orders Execution of Pompeo, Bolton over Summit Failure
The White House, Exclusive to The Spoof. Unidentified sources close to Donald J. Trump have informed The Spoof that the president has ordered the execution of two of his closest advisers, whom Trump considers responsible for the disaster at the faile...
Read full storyHealth Vegan Acts Self-Righteous but Secretly Doesn't Give a Fuck about Animals
Derek Casey of Nashville, Tennessee, who transitioned to a whole-food, plant-based diet two years ago after his doctor threatened him with a lifetime of insulin medication, dialysis and limb amputations if he didn't get his type 2 diabetes under con...
Read full storyElton John Is Back On The Booze Again
Rock legend Reginald Kenneth Dwight has revealed he is no longer 'on the wagon', and is drinking alcohol again as if it were going out of fashion. The star, 73, spoke to reporters in an interview to promote the rock biopic 'Rocketman', and said th...
Read full storyRaptor Win, "Magic" Hiring Silences San Francisco Sports Writers
Scotiabank Arena, Toronto. The Raptors dominating win over the Golden State Warriors in game one of the NBA finals left Bay Area sports editors unable to comprehend or explain why Magic Johnson had been hired as an advisor to Warrior coach Steve Ker...
Read full storyMuslim Prostitute Arrested In West Yorkshire Town
Police in West Yorkshire who arrested a Muslim woman on charges of prostitution after she was seen loitering on a street corner dressed in seductive Muslim-style garb, had to call for specialist lifting equipment when the woman steadfastly refused to...
Read full storyMuslim Call To Prayer Sounded Like Man Was In Agony
Religious officials at a local Muslim mosque have denied that any of their congregation was sick, poorly, ill, in pain, unwell, or being tortured, after an unnamed source reported that he heard a man wailing 'endlessly' during the early hours of this...
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