The Lyin’ In Winter

Written by queen mudder

Friday, 31 May 2019

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White House, January 2017

Washington DC - (Rotters): The GOP inaugural committee is being sued for malfeasance in a pubic orifice for switching the Malleus Maleficarum - Hammer of Witches - satanic primer with the customary Lincoln Bible for Donald Trump’s pledging of the Presidential Oath.

The fifteenth century compendium of demonological literature has been used in the enthronement of every Holy Romin’ Emperor since Pope Lucifer’s investiture of 1405.

Justice Department officials rate it as the Inquisition’s all-time best-seller for unparalleled coverage of every unethical and illegal procedure needed for world domination by satan’s spawn.

This weekend investigators will trawl January 2017 footage of the presidential inauguration for signs of satanic possession among the Trump Clan.

“And that includes Tiffany and her po-faced sibling Iwanka,” the Spoof’s deep throat told our reporter.

Check out their broomsticks by clicking on this link.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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