Protesters demand repeal of the Porn Laws
Harmless habit, or accursed addiction leading to blindness and blisters. Porn has been with us since prehistoric man first drew tits on a cave wall and settled down for a wank. Nevertheless, from this July, the UK will have the most restrictive po...
Read full storyTrump, Bolton Would Restore Shah as Iran's Dictator
The White House, Washington D. C. Exclusive to The Spoof. In an interview with The Spoof at the White House today, presidential foreign policy adviser John Bolton clarified his long-held insistence upon "regime change" in Iran. "What Iran needs, a...
Read full storyBank of America Brags that at Least It Never Sold Oxycontin
Bank of America CEO Brian Moynihan was thrilled to truthfully announce that, apart from the bank's history of fraudulent acts and misuse of customers' cash, at least it never sold the prescription opioid Oxycontin, the highly addictive nature of whic...
Read full storyChina To Mark Anniversary Of Tiananmen Square Massacre With Further Massacre
It's been 30 years since the brave people of Beijing stood up to the evil and trigger-happy Chinese authorities in Tiananmen Square and got massacred, and, to commemorate the massacre, the government is planning to stage another massacre, for good me...
Read full storyWho will be new Tory leader?
It is the world's premier backstabbing medieval fantasy show, full of intrigue and evil characters. But who will become the new Tory leader? We look at the leading contenders. Ebeneezer Moneybags (6-1 favourite) MP for Mint and Wallet, he owns a...
Read full storyMan Found James Joyce Novel 'Ulysses' Heavy Going, And Gave It Up As A Bad Job
There are books, and there are 'books', literary accomplishments that set them apart from the rest, that stand out like shining beacons of light on a hilltop, or a cliff's edge, or somewhere lofty like that. You know what I mean. 'Ulysses' by...
Read full storyWife Demands That Burned-Out Husband 'Please Himself' With Beer And Prostitutes In Thailand In Order To Relieve The Frustration Of His Mid-Life Crisis
Janesville, Wisconsin. After a long and frustrating day of working in his office, Bob White, 42, came home, only to find that his wife, Mary, 41, was profoundly upset with the fact that he had never self-actualized, gotten himself out there, or thor...
Read full storyTrump Issues Pardon For Theresa May Offers Asylum In Mara Largo
Donald Trump today held a special Rose Garden briefing to discuss Theresa May's recent resignation from the Prime Ministership at #10 Downing Street. Mr Trump showed up at the podium and displayed his general ignorance of British politics and, indeed...
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