The great escape to freedom
Embattled attorney Larry 'Flash' Pelaratti has completely vanished. It's believed Pelaratti migrated to Algeria with over 120 million dollars he attained in bank loans using the names of corporate executives. Pelaratti was charged by federal pr...
Read full storyIran Lifts Ban On Saran Wrap Burqas
BILLINGSGATE POST: Ali Khamenei, Supreme Leader of Iran, bowing to increasing pressure from the youth movement in Tehran, issued a double reverse Fatwa which did an end-around the contentious edict outlawing the wearing of Saran Wrap burqas. This...
Read full storyQuentin Tarantino Talks About His New Movie
We are thrilled to have a guest editorial from director Quentin Tarantino, director of Jackie Brown and Pulp Fiction, and other three-hour talkfests. In a Spoof exclusive, Tarantino talks about his exciting remake of Jaws, followed by an exclusive ex...
Read full storyFootball Gossip: Bale, Rangers and Jellied Eels
Gareth Bale has told his team-mates he doesn't care about manager Zinedine Zidane's treatment of him and intends to see out the remainder of his contract at Real Madrid. Bale says he will be happy to stay and 'play golf' if not selected to play as he...
Read full storyNerd looking for a new hobby
Nerd Brian Asshat is now looking for a new hobby, following the end of both Game of Thrones and The Big Bang Theory. Grammar pedant Brian, 63, said 'I need a new hobby, now that two of my favourite programmes are ending, and we have had Avengers E...
Read full storyBig Pharma Introduces Medication to Cure Creativity
With a wave of artists and perforners coming out about their experiences with depression, anxiety and other mood disorders, Big Pharma giant Smerck & Co. believes that it has found the solution - by more accurately pinpointing the problem. "Ar...
Read full storyPep Guardiola Is Not A Fan Of Man Buns
The Manchester City coach, Pep Guardiola, has said in an interview he is not impressed by man buns, and would never sign a player who had one. A man bun is a funny-looking dollop of hair perched on the back of some men's heads which looks a bit li...
Read full storyPrime Minister Boris Johnson Would Not Bode Well For Those Without Blond Hair
The shock and horror released in equal amounts over last weekend when Boris Johnson officially announced his intention to stand for the leadership of the Conservative party, has subsided, but sinister uncertainties are now surrounding Mr Johnson, and...
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