The Manchester City coach, Pep Guardiola, has said in an interview he is not impressed by man buns, and would never sign a player who had one.
A man bun is a funny-looking dollop of hair perched on the back of some men's heads which looks a bit like a sort of tightly-tied, fully-stuffed coin purse, or one of those Chinese pork-filled steamed buns
They make men look like right cunts.
Zlatan Ibrahimovic had one.
See what I mean?
Guardiola was speaking to journalists about the possibility of signing Real Madrid want-away star, Gareth Bale, who has chosen to go through life wearing his hair in a man bun. It's been claimed that Bale does so because he is trying to conceal a creeping baldness, but Pep had this to say:
"There's nothing wrong with being bald. I mean, Vincent Kompany is bald. In fact, being follicly-challenged is very masculine. Personally, I would never sign a player with a man bun, because I think that type of man is rather too 'in touch' with his feminine side, and might be an distraction in the dressing room."