Nerd looking for a new hobby

Written by Ben Macnair

Thursday, 23 May 2019

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Me? You want me to play the part of Prince Charming?

Nerd Brian Asshat is now looking for a new hobby, following the end of both Game of Thrones and The Big Bang Theory.

Grammar pedant Brian, 63, said 'I need a new hobby, now that two of my favourite programmes are ending, and we have had Avengers Endgame, and it is months before I can pick at all of the plot holes in the new Star Wars films.'

He continued 'I thought of crown-green bowls, stamp collecting, and train stopping, but they all seem to be far too exciting for me. I think maybe I will start playing Scrabble online, and pick holes in the playing techniques of strangers, as I do on the train. I at least stand less chance of being arrested.'

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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