Nerd Brian Asshat is now looking for a new hobby, following the end of both Game of Thrones and The Big Bang Theory.
Grammar pedant Brian, 63, said 'I need a new hobby, now that two of my favourite programmes are ending, and we have had Avengers Endgame, and it is months before I can pick at all of the plot holes in the new Star Wars films.'
He continued 'I thought of crown-green bowls, stamp collecting, and train stopping, but they all seem to be far too exciting for me. I think maybe I will start playing Scrabble online, and pick holes in the playing techniques of strangers, as I do on the train. I at least stand less chance of being arrested.'