Scientists Seek To Catch Mystery Flashers On the Moon!
Scientists are trying to train telescopes on a moon crater, now being nicknamed "the mooner" by some observers. Several times in the past year NASA researchers have seen intimate parts of flashers streaking across the moon's surface. Now astronom...
Read full storyTrump visits USS John McCain; spits on deck
Following all the controversy, Mr. Trump decided to return to Japan to visit USS John McCain DDG 56, and set the record straight. The destroyer honors not only Senator McCain, but his father and grandfather, both previously admirals in the US Nav...
Read full storyNew York Man Finally Catches on that Coworker Isn't Talking to Him
It took a while, but Trace Nelson of New York City eventually realized that his coworker Jennifer Friedman had been pointedly ignoring him for over six months. "I think I must have accidentally offended her in some way," said Trace. "No clue how,...
Read full storyWhere are they now? Dodgy 1970s Drinks
Snowball. Rum and black. Port and lemon. Cinzano and lemonade. The list is endless, but here at The Spoof we mourn the passing of some of our favourite 1970s booze - but not all. Snakebite. A snakebite is traditionally made with equal parts of lag...
Read full storyChinese 'Tank Man' To Appear On The Late Show From Behind A Screen
The mysterious 'Tank Man' of Tiananman Square, the man who singlehandedly stood up to the murderous Chinese authorities during the 1989 Beijing uprising and massacre, is to appear on Wednesday night's edition of 'The Late Show' with Stephen Colbert -...
Read full storyTrump Threatens China: Pandas Will Stay in US
The White House. In a morning tweet, President Donald Trump announced that the half-dozen pandas on loan from China would remain in the US when the contract with the Chinese government expires. The pandas have been on loan to zoos in Atlanta, Memp...
Read full storyThai Boxing On TV Was Brutal
An afternoon spent watching Thai boxing on television, on Sunday, left one viewer wondering whether the 'sport' wasn't the most brutalest thing he'd ever seen in his entire life. Thai boxing - or muay Thai - is unlike traditional boxing, in that k...
Read full storyThe Wonderful World Of Uninteresting Animals #4: The Hedgehog
To the uninitiated, the British hedgehog seems like an interesting sort of creature. Its body covered in spines, its pointed nose sniffing around for something to eat, its beady eyes searching around in the darkness, are enough to give the unwary tra...
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