Trump's 4th Of July Parade
Trump is having his military 4th of July parade! Bone spurs vanished! Couldn’t the $5million be spent to buy diapers for babies held prisoners at the border by the Health and Human Services Department under the direction of parade-hungry Donald T...
Read full storyPlenty Of Trump Haters Now Think James Comey Sucks
Washington AC/DC - Despite the millions of valid reasons to loathe Donald Trump, his firing of FBI chief James Comey was actually a pretty fine slam dunk. That’s the upshot of a recent opinion survey that’s rated slippery-slimy Comey as a mendacio...
Read full storyAll Bill Cosby's Fellow Prisoners Have Escaped
Prison officials at the facility where former comedian Bill Cosby is currently incarcerated say there has been a mass breakout, and that the only person now left 'in custody', is the man who used to play Dr. Huxtable. Guards coming on duty this mo...
Read full storyNew York Woman Offended When Janitor Misinterprets Friendly Small Talk as Their Actually Being on Same Level
Lynn Belcourt, an attorney in New York City who, despite her privileged upbringing, prides herself on being egalitarian in all her affairs, was mildly offended when janitor Jose Gonzalez seemed to misconstrue her friendly, anti-classist small talk as...
Read full storyGallows Humor: I've Got a Mellow Noma
As regular readers of The Spoof are aware, I celebrated my 89th birthday last week. But what you don't know is that the highlight of that day was my trip to a Kaiser dermatologist for my regular three-month checkup for skin cancer, which has plagued...
Read full storyPhil Neville Philosophical About England Defeat
England Women's football team coach, Phil Neville, was philosophical in defeat last night, as his charges went out of the World Cup in Paris with a 2-1 reverse at the hands of holders and favorites, the USA. Neville told reporters: "It's back to t...
Read full storyEngland Women's Football Hooligans Go On The Rampage
Football hooliganism, a thing that was thought by the authorities to have been battered into the past, reared its ugly head again in France last night, as hundreds of female England 'thugesses' went on the rampage through the streets of Paris, causin...
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