All Bill Cosby's Fellow Prisoners Have Escaped

Written by Monkey Woods

Wednesday, 3 July 2019

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It's the end of the Bill Cosby Jailbird Jazz Sextet

Prison officials at the facility where former comedian Bill Cosby is currently incarcerated say there has been a mass breakout, and that the only person now left 'in custody', is the man who used to play Dr. Huxtable.

Guards coming on duty this morning at the Pennsylvania State Correctional Institute noticed that the jail was 'uncharacteristically quiet', and further inspections of cell areas showed the reason why: ALL of the inmates were mysteriously absent, apart from Cosby, whose snores could be heard throughout.

One of the guards on Cosby's wing, said:

"It's no surprise. You could see it coming. Cosby has been regaling the other inmates with the long and tedious details of his life-so-far, and there's only so much of that you can take."

Details of just how so many inmates managed to escape at one time, haven't yet been made public, but the fact that the nightshift warders had also taken leave of their posts, suggests the reason may have had much to do with the one-time funnyman, and his 'perpetual-motion jaw'.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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