Washington AC/DC - Despite the millions of valid reasons to loathe Donald Trump, his firing of FBI chief James Comey was actually a pretty fine slam dunk.
That’s the upshot of a recent opinion survey that’s rated slippery-slimy Comey as a mendacious douche.
50,000 registered NYC voters polled last month by the WhatKindaAsshole.com online opinion tool said they felt certain that Comey was a psychopathic mass murderer.
And 99% of participants said they felt physically sick.
“I’m no fan of our racist, bigoted asshole president,” online responder Chuck Vomit told Spoof website reporters.
“But creepy-pants Comey out-pervs the wackiest creeps.”
Commenting on the survey’s findings, a lifer at the Florence ADX federal supermax prison in Florence, Colorado, was also indignant that the ex-FBI boss was still at large.
“Reminds me of a guy I buried under Mom’s swimming pool in Indiana,” he posted on Twatter.
Further Spoof website coverage continues next week.