Plenty Of Trump Haters Now Think James Comey Sucks

Written by queen mudder

Wednesday, 3 July 2019

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Survey respondent Chuck Vomit said Comey made him sick

Washington AC/DC - Despite the millions of valid reasons to loathe Donald Trump, his firing of FBI chief James Comey was actually a pretty fine slam dunk.

That’s the upshot of a recent opinion survey that’s rated slippery-slimy Comey as a mendacious douche.

50,000 registered NYC voters polled last month by the WhatKindaAsshole.com online opinion tool said they felt certain that Comey was a psychopathic mass murderer.

And 99% of participants said they felt physically sick.

“I’m no fan of our racist, bigoted asshole president,” online responder Chuck Vomit told Spoof website reporters.

“But creepy-pants Comey out-pervs the wackiest creeps.”

Commenting on the survey’s findings, a lifer at the Florence ADX federal supermax prison in Florence, Colorado, was also indignant that the ex-FBI boss was still at large.

“Reminds me of a guy I buried under Mom’s swimming pool in Indiana,” he posted on Twatter.

Further Spoof website coverage continues next week.

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