Trump's 4th Of July Parade

Written by K.C. Bell

Wednesday, 3 July 2019

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"I love a parade!"

Trump is having his military 4th of July parade! Bone spurs vanished!

Couldn’t the $5million be spent to buy diapers for babies held prisoners at the border by the Health and Human Services Department under the direction of parade-hungry Donald Trump?

Maybe some soap and toothbrushes? Toothpaste would be asking for too much, but add fresh water, and not water from toilet bowls to brush their teeth and drink?

Did Ivanka let her infants crawl around in dirty diapers for days? Or did they crawl around for weeks without any diapers? Does she know children are suffering under her father's direction?

The cost alone for the hairspray he uses daily to camouflage his head, could pay for a number of men’s shavers. And when was the last time parade-hungry Trump ate a baloney sandwich, instead of two or three hamburgers for lunch?

The photographs of rooms packed with human beings, some standing shoulder to shoulder, people of all ages, babies, children, women, and men, bring to mind descriptions of crowded trains taking Jews to the German death camps in Nazi Germany.

The rooms aren’t trains. The rooms are in the United States of America, and the people in the photographs have been in those rooms for weeks, some for months.

And Trump is having his parade to celebrate his 4th of July. Let’s guess: Trump will wear the red tie, Ivanka will be wearing a red, white and blue designer get up, and Jared will be looking glummer than Melania, who’ll be in dark sunglasses, but where is Putin? It’s really Putin’s 4th of July. By hacking Trump into the White House, he made the United States independent of democracy.

"U.S. Border Patrol agents and Mexican law enforcement are searching for a 2-year-old girl who went missing in the Rio Grande."

She's in a better place. A minute of silence.

Maybe Kamala Harris can sell more T-shirts.

Let’s get on with his parade.

"Military chiefs are having concerns about the politicization of Trump’s parade."

What a squeak in the face of such a travesty!

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