Deliveroo Expands Operations to Cater for Lunar Explorers
Deliveroo is the fast-food delivery service that you either love or hate. You love Deliveroo if you're a lazy bastard who can't be arsed to get out of bed in the morning to cook breakfast, or pour milk on your corn flakes. You love Deliveroo if y...
Read full storyTemperatures Encouragingly Dip Below Freezing in Antarctica
In what many consider the most encouraging climate news of the decade, it's been reported that nighttime temperatures in Antarctica dipped below freezing on at least two occasions in June of 2019. "Clearly our efforts to reduce greenhouse gas em...
Read full storyPresident Trump Falls Asleep During His Own Speech
Former vice-presidents Joe Biden and Dick Cheney, former Speaker of the House of Representatives, Newt Gingrich, and the Supreme Court Justices Ruth Bader Ginsburg and Clarence Thomas have all had trouble in the past staying awake during meetings, an...
Read full storyRocketing In-Flight Sperm Levels Warning Issued By Mile-High Club
New York, NY - (Reuterus): Face masks are being issued by Mile High Airways after air con swab tests revealed Club Class passengers’ coughing and sneezing is down to soaring levels of sperm. Technicians discovered billions of sperm colony-forming...
Read full storyFacebook Set To Ban Pictures Of People's Dinners, Cats, And Ugly Children
Facebook chiefs have said that they are working "night and day" to remove upsetting images of posters' dinners from the pages of the social media platform. They are also about to put a complete ban on other images, such as cats. The move has come...
Read full storyBoris Johnson Renounces Treaty of Paris, Reclaims U.S. as British Colony
Downing Street, London, U.K. Exclusive to The Spoof. In his first act as prime minister, even before officially taking office, Boris Johnson has renounced the 1783 Treaty of Paris in which Britain recognized the independence of her rebellious Americ...
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