Russia Pumped Sub-freezing Air Mass into U.S.
Pasadena, CA. Scientists at Cal Tech's Jet Propulsion Laboratory here revealed today that the unbelievably cold air mass that has throttled the American Midwest for several days was, in fact, a vast Siberian air pocket that was forced over the North...
Read full storyU.S. Oligarchs edict to Mueller: Don't Implicate Trump
Seattle, WA. Meeting secretly at an undisclosed mountain retreat, east of here, last week, ten of the twelve richest men in the nation, with combined wealth exceeding a trillion dollars, issued a confidential order to special counsel Robert Mueller:...
Read full storyL.A. Rams and New England Patriots Book Time to Meet With Obama
Representatives of both the Rams and the Patriots talked to President Obama's people about the winner of the Super Bowl visiting Obama afterwards. This is following the example of the Golden State Warriors, who met with Obama following their NBA Cham...
Read full storyNew York Cabbie Accused Of Sexual Harassment For Asking Woman If She Wanted To Go "All The Way To Harlem"
A taxi driver has been questioned by police in relation to sexual harassment after asking a female fare if she wanted to go "all the way to Harlem". The cabbie, Reg Black, picked up white passenger, 43-year-old Sheila Bloodaxe, at New York's John...
Read full storyBank Employee Fired Over Bad Breath
Former colleagues of an ex-bank teller who was fired because of his bad breath, have spoken of their relief over his sacking. The Manhattan Investment Bank had spoken to the teller on several occasions, and had given fair warning that, if things d...
Read full storyAdolf Hitler And Charlie Chaplin Historians In Row Over Who Copied Whose Moustache
Enthusiasts of the former German Chancellor and tyrant, Adolf Hitler, and those of silent-movie comedian Charlie Chaplin, are engaged in a war of words over which of the two men was first to sport the famous moustache they both became synonymous with...
Read full storyMay flies in desperate hope that talks in Brussels sprout success
After Parliament rejected nearly every Brexit option offered to it, MPs have finally agreed on a decision for how to progress with the messy EU divorce. Prime Minister Theresa May has been sent back to Brussels to procure a left-handed screwdriver.
Read full storyMan's Friend Was Dared To 'Put Bus Window In', So Did
A throwaway dare to 'put the bus window in' was made by a teenage boy to two of his friends, seconds before he boarded a number 33 bus in Hull, in the 1980s. The boy, Anthony Stevenson, grinned as he made the challenge to his two friends, Gram Hew...
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