Trump Goes Freudian: Calls Mueller A “Preverted Shackle Maniac”
BILLINGSGATE POST: If anyone believed President Trump would throw the towel in after seeing Roger Stone in shackles, they should think again. It was earlier reported that Robert Mueller had approved of a Tomahawk Missile strike on Roger Stone i...
Read full storyScientists Cautiously Pessimistic about Climate Change
Following publication of the most recent U.S. government climate assessment report, scientists are cautiously pessimistic regarding the impact of global warming. “I’m not going to sugarcoat things,” said climatologist Robert Garland, Ph.D., “but...
Read full storyPink Floyd Music Actually a Premonition of Trump’s Reign
Pink Floyd biographer, Syd Gilmore Mason, recounted how many songs of the band predicted many facets of Donald Trump and his stranglehold on global politics. “On our first album we had the tune “Interstellar Overdrive” which described Trump’s earl...
Read full storyJordan Peterson and Ben Shapiro Accidentally Obliterate Each Other in Studio Debate Mishap
New York - Right wing pundits Ben Shapiro and Jordan Peterson, unaware that they were in adjacent waiting rooms preparing for separate appearances on Tucker Carlson's evening show on Fox News, inadvertently destroyed each other by discussing politic...
Read full storySuper Bowl 2019: A Beginner's Guide
To many people, it's the most exciting sport on Earth - American Football - and, when the ball is booted into play in Super Bowl 53 on Sunday 3 February, about 50billion people around the world will tune in to watch. As well as being exciting, it'...
Read full storyLondon City Gent Arrested For Sexual Harassment, After Tipping His Hat To Woman
A city gent in a pin-striped suit and a bowler hat, carrying a walking-stick, has been accused of sexual harassment, after he tipped his hat to a woman in a London street. Thomas Middleton-Markham, 56, of city stockbroker firm Grabbit and Quickly,...
Read full storyAfricanized Killer Bees Feeling Overshadowed by Migrant Caravan
Remember us, assholes? Back before the Migrant Caravan, and the “rapists” and “murderers” swarming your borders (“swarming,” ha!), you numb nuts were afraid of us: Africanized Killer Bees. Remember us, now? Your worst, goddamned nightmare: bees f...
Read full storyEmotionally Unstable Single Mother With 2 Children From 3 Different Inmates Gives Dating Advice
Racine County, Wisconsin. Sarah Baker, 38, felt the need to give dating advice to 25-year-old Terra Stromfeld last Tuesday at 3:20 pm. Sarah, a narcissistic, manic-depressive, correctional officer who has been screwing inmates for the past 3-...
Read full storyWhy Can’t Furloughed Government Employees Just Tap Their Foundation Monies Like Everyone Else Does?
I’ve been hearing a lot about the hardships facing civil service employees during this regrettable Democrat-led shutdown of our government, and I understand and empathize with your struggles to pay mortgages, bi-weekly Florida golf outings, and three...
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