Racine County, Wisconsin. Sarah Baker, 38, felt the need to give dating advice to 25-year-old Terra Stromfeld last Tuesday at 3:20 pm.
Sarah, a narcissistic, manic-depressive, correctional officer who has been screwing inmates for the past 3-5 years at the Racine Correctional Facility, took it upon herself to guide Terra in terms of knowing how to select a proper companion.
Sensing that the young Ms. Stromfeld had become a correctional officer for the same reason that she did, namely to boss men around and tell them what to do, Sarah formed a special bond with her new friend as they continually talked about romance and companionship.
With numerous and extremely irreversible mental and personality disorders constantly plaguing them both, Sarah and Terra, simply couldn't deny the unique friendship that they had together.
When the 5:00 pm rounds were made, Sarah told Terra that the inmates wearing green are usually the most attractive. She also informed her that the buses bring in new inmates wearing orange every Thursday.
"The ones that wink at you with that special look in their eyes are usually the best lovers," Sarah confided in her friend.
