Trump To Pelosi: “You Must Have Been Something Before Electricity”
BILLINGSGATE POST: Taking a line from Al Czervik, played by Rodney Dangerfield in the movie “Caddyshack,” President Trump was overheard whispering; “Hey baby, you must have been something before electricity,” as he engaged in an air kiss with the ag...
Read full storyTrump Rejected by White Supremacist Organization
President Donald J. Trump’s application to exclusive white supremacist organization, Whitest & Brightest, has been rejected for “failure to exemplify and demonstrate by example the inherent superiority of the Aryan race.” In his application, T...
Read full storyMr. Richard Head Given "Teacher of the Year" Award at St. Peter's Local School of Moral and Spiritual Uprightness
Iowa. Mr. Richard Head, who has served as a Social Studies and English Teacher for the past 47-and-a-half months at St. Peter's Local School of Moral and Spiritual Uprightness, was awarded 'Teacher of the Year' last Monday. St. Peter's, a prep...
Read full storyTrump Threatens To Cancel Super Bowl
US President, Donald Trump, has said on Twitter that, if there is no climbdown by Democrats over the funding for the Mexican border barrier, he is prepared to cancel this year's Super Bowl. Super Bowl LIII (53) is scheduled to take place on Sunday...
Read full storyVietnam war protest returns
The Women's March is back for Round Three, but this time to protest the Vietnam War which has long been over. As they have every year since January 21, 2017, protestors will take to the streets of hundreds of cities around the country, to advocat...
Read full storyShut Out Fed Employees See What Real Life Is In The Labor Ghetto
Newspapers, news stations and radio airwaves are all ripe with the telling of the difficulties of Federal workers now separated from their jobs or working them as neo-slaves promised a future compensation due to the government shutdown. As most know...
Read full storyNew Study Shows that Everything Happens for No Reason Whatsoever
A new study conducted by the Quantum Institute of Life Theory strongly suggests that contrary to the feel-good mantra that everything happens for a (presumably divine) reason, in actual fact everything happens for no reason whatsoever. “It’s a lit...
Read full storyTransvestite Drew Stares From Shoppers
A man in a city center drew stares from passing shoppers on Saturday, when he displayed what can only be described as 'transvestital tendencies'. The man, aged about 40, was walking around the market, dressed in a torn and dirty pink, women's nigh...
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