Apocalypse Now: Did You Hear What Trump Said?
The Vatican -- Today the Lamb of God, held in various sacred halls by the catholic church for over a millennium and long-presumed to be in a vegetative state, surprised priests and bishops alike when it suddenly came to its feet, took a long look ar...
Read full storyPompeo starts up new line of clothing for diplomats and world leaders
Following a recent speech in Egypt claiming the US as “a force for good,” US Secretary of State, Mr. Mike Pompeo, has said he is proud to support a new line of clothing. This new line has already been recognized all over the globe for its glisteni...
Read full storySatire Writer Stays True to His Art and Blows Opportunity for Financial Success
Peter May, long-time writer of clever, witty, hard-hitting, little-read satire, was recently offered a chance at great financial success, but opted instead to stay true to his art - and broke. May’s fabulous professional opportunity came in the fo...
Read full storyCollege Student Throws Calculus Textbook At Doppelganger In Sad Attempt To Make It Go Away
Iowa. Nathan Lansky, a 19-year-old undergraduate student at St. Matthew's College, threw his calculus textbook at a doppelganger on Monday, January 7th at 10:30 pm, sincerely hoping that his act of frustration and rage would make the creepy appariti...
Read full storyPresident Trump: Who The F**k Does He Think He Is?
President Donald Trump has got it wrong about his wall. He should be made to shut up about it, before someone decides to shut him up, full stop. Those were the words of social commentator Myke Woodson this morning after Mr Trump went on TV to appe...
Read full storyMan Has Learnt His Lesson
A man guilty of a catastrophic miscalculation has vowed never to make the same mistake again. The man, who spoke to us only on condition of anonymity, says that, although he acted with the best of intentions, he did so on impulse, and only realise...
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