Trump calls Dem Candidates: “Worst Bunch Of Losers Since Nuremberg Trials”
BILLINGSGATE POST: Pocahontas, Spartacus, Willie Brown’s Ho, Kirsten Giveaway; the list goes on. Asked if he was afraid of any of them in 2020, Trump responded: “Stupid Question. Worst bunch of losers since Nuremberg trials.” Asked by intrepid...
Read full storyGeneral Motors Admits to Cutting as Coping Mechanism
Automobile manufacturer, General Motors Company, headquartered in Detroit, recently admitted that, as an outlet for its mounting frustration regarding the failing economy and declining profits, the company has been engaging in the self-harming behavi...
Read full storyCharlie Chaplin Moustache Sold At Auction
A moustache that was once attached to the upper lip of comedian Charlie Chaplin, has been sold at auction for close to £50. The moustache had been kept as a souvenir by Elsie Tancock for more than 70 years, but when she died aged 87 in August, her...
Read full storyTrump Playing With Tiny Toy Soldiers Guarding Tiny Wall on His Desk
Some say he is spending his executive time watching TV. Some say he is tweeting. There’s been a lot of speculation about the ways in which the President of the United States spends his unstructured, “executive time”. The whole thing would’ve rema...
Read full storyBungee jumping babies arrested in Malaysia
The latest 'kick' for parents travelling through Southeast Asia is to allow their babies to go 'Bungee Jumping!' Local authorities are finding this latest internet hype rather 'bouncy' and have arrested parents waiting to send their babies on an a...
Read full storyHow Often will Pelosi Applaud Trump Tonight?
Sitting behind President Donald Trump at the State of the Union speech a year ago were Senate leader Mitch McConnell and House Speaker Paul Ryan. Every time the president made a point appealing to Republicans, McConnell and Ryan were on their feet, a...
Read full storyAlexandria “The Great” Ocasio-Cortez Meets Slim Everdingle
BILLINGSGATE POST: It appears that Slim Everdingle has a chick problem. At first glance, one would think they would be an odd couple; Ocasio-Cortez, a loudmouth commie-Iiberal who advocates the redistribution of wealth, and Everdingle, an integral...
Read full storyIslamic Sharia Law Would Make Luton England's Capital
A government investigation into the activities of some branches of the Islamic faith in the UK, has turned up information that, in the event of a total Moslemisation of the country, and the adoption of Sharia Law, Luton, and not London, would be the...
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