Bungee jumping babies arrested in Malaysia

Written by Jaggedone

Tuesday, 5 February 2019

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Baby Bungee Jumping is the latest rage in Southeast Asia, they'd love him to jump without ropes too!

The latest 'kick' for parents travelling through Southeast Asia is to allow their babies to go 'Bungee Jumping!'

Local authorities are finding this latest internet hype rather 'bouncy' and have arrested parents waiting to send their babies on an adrenaline trip at a very early age.

However, some natives and tourists alike find it quite cool to watch babies 'swing high and low' over deep ravines and off river bridges - and are prepared to give the parents a buck or two for the spectacle!

One Malaysian women enjoying the show gave Jaggedone's Asian Bungee Jumping CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) reporter, Up-Ya-Jumpa, the following interview:

"Vell I vlind Blungee flumping velly good flor babies because ley learn early to fly and Malaysian flairways could do wlith slum decent plilots!"

As for the western parent 'begpackers', they have been warned to stop letting their babies perform like trapeze artists for money because they prefer them to smuggle drugs for a living.

Many local prisons are filled with their own people and the legal system could do with more idiot foreign drug-runners getting caught; it brings in mega-bucks!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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