Don’t Worry About Missing Sex Files, Pope Is Told, Bob Mueller Has A Copy
Rome, Italy - (Reuters): “Phew, Your Eminence,” the Pontifical Attorney for the Holy Spanish Inquisition said today as a Vatican conference on sex abuse ‘laughed itself silly’ on hearing the Pope’s predecessors had systematically destroyed abuse arc...
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Manchester City's state-sponsored football team won the first trophy of the English footballing season today after beating plucky Chelsea on penalties. The match itself was an example of why players shouldn’t indulge in double fish and chip portions...
Read full story"Sorry, what was that?" TOP Tips for Terrible Listeners
Listening is all the rage these days, but what to do if it’s just not your strong suit? Here are the top tips compiled by extroverted experts for that can save you from developing a reputation as a terrible listener – without having to do any act...
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For those readers who don't have the time to read the news in full, here's a snapshot of what some of the leading Sunday rags are reporting. Royal Couple Arrive In Monaco - (The Sunday Error) Harry and Meghan were scheduled to visit Morocco, but...
Read full storyNew and Improved Version of Huggable "Vlad The Impaler" Doll to be Released in April
Are teddy bears just not cutting it anymore? Does your heart need something more soothing to cuddle up with at night? The IMPALED Company is happy to announce that it will be releasing a new and improved version of the Huggable "Vlad The Impaler"...
Read full storyMan Had Garden Fire That Very Nearly Went Wrong
Getting rid of the trash isn't easy, especially when there is no refuse collection service, but one man who decided to burn his rubbish in his garden was left ruing his decision, when the fire very nearly got out of hand. Moys Kenwood, 55, informe...
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