Dollis Hill Residents Branded ‘Garbage’, ‘Nazis’ & Now ‘Perverts’
Dollis Hill, Isle of Dogs - (Barking): “It’s just local estate agents talking up the neighbourhood,” a reporter on the North London Argus Bargus said today after the property column published its annual report about the leafy residential enclave of...
Read full storyMan Saw Shirt He Quite Liked In Charity Shop Window
A man walking around a city center shopping district saw a shirt he really liked in a shop window display, but hesitated to go in and buy it when he realized it was a charity shop. Myke Woodson, 53, was browsing in Hull when he happened to notice...
Read full storyIntrovert Successfully Avoids Eye Contact at Workplace for Over Three Years
Through sheer grit and the strategic use of headphones, New York introvert Matthew Lister successfully managed to avoid making eye contact with anyone at his workplace for over three years, before transitioning to a remote position. Matthew wasn't...
Read full storyCity Centre Retail Success Story Keeps On Growing
The value of being selected as the UK City of Culture has been proven beyond all shadow of a doubt, after the news that Hull, the 2017 incumbent, has expanded its city centre retail trade exponentially, according to local gossip. Despite losing it...
Read full storyAfrican hangman sacked after 'dropping' asleep on the job!
Dangling on African gallows can sometimes be a 'lifesaver' because hangmen in many African countries are demanding their midday nap and higher pay! One African country has now re-introduced the guillotine to stop dangling, dastardly poachers, crim...
Read full storyMr. T Has Name Confiscated By White House
Mr. T, the larger-than-life former member of TV's 'The A-Team', is in dispute with President Donald Trump and his White House staff, after having his name confiscated, so that the president is the only 'Mr. T' in people's minds. T, real name Laure...
Read full storyKarl Lagerfeld Cat To Make Changes To Brand
The death of German fashion designer Karl Lagerfeld on Tuesday, and the subsequent revelations about his will, might well mean huge changes ahead for the Lagerfeld empire. Lagerfeld, 85, left his $200million fashion empire entirely in the hands of...
Read full storyKarl Lagerfeld Used To Stroke His Cat
The late fashion designer, Karl Lagerfeld used to stroke his cat, Choupette, it's been revealed. Lagerfeld, who died on Tuesday, aged 85, would sit for hours in a high-backed swivel chair gently stroking the beautiful, silky, white fur of Choupett...
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