Man forgets to wear water proof coat for his Mogwai
American man Gary Walt Johnson has revealed that he has put his small town, Perfection, in Nevada, in jeopardy, after forgetting to buy a water-proof coat for his Mogwai, Gizmo. 'I know, I know,' said Johnson. 'I watched the documentary about them...
Read full storyThe Spoof Guide to making a generic feel good Christmas Film
With the Christmas channel seemingly starting to broadcast films from mid-March, they have a serious number of hours to film with cheap, made-for-television films. It can be a lucrative market, particularly if it is shown during the day in November,...
Read full storyNashville Man Unsuccessfully Tries to Give Girlfriend Space
Pete Richardson of Nashville, Tennessee, thought he was being considerate when he offered to give his clingy, codependent girlfriend, Marissa Lowell, space, only to find that she took extreme offense at the gesture. "I just told her that instead o...
Read full storyBusker as sick of this song as you are
That busker who struggles to play Bob Dylan's Knocking on Heaven's Door is as sick of it as you are. Gary Smith, from Chutney on The Fritz, is always busking outside of Sketchys, the Etch-A-Sketch-themed hipster cafe, with his guitar, little amp,...
Read full storyEastenders cast has already filmed the 2026 Christmas Episode
Eastenders, the London-based documentary, has filmed all of its Christmas episodes between now and 2026. It was said that set designers were sick of putting up trees in August to film, and Christmas decorations were hard to source, so all scenes w...
Read full storyGreta Thunberg Is Pregnant
There were 'knowing smiles' and sideways glances aplenty all across the scientific community today, after it was announced that the Swedish environmental activist, 16-year-old schoolgirl, Greta Thunberg, is pregnant - with ideas on how to save the p...
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