Man forgets to wear water proof coat for his Mogwai

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Sunday, 8 December 2019

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So, what did I tell you about not feeding them after midnight? You just never listen, do you Donald?

American man Gary Walt Johnson has revealed that he has put his small town, Perfection, in Nevada, in jeopardy, after forgetting to buy a water-proof coat for his Mogwai, Gizmo.

'I know, I know,' said Johnson. 'I watched the documentary about them, and I thought that that couldn't happen here, could it? I was wrong, like my job, my marriage etc. Still, it could be worse, I could have 800 kids, and 24,000 grandchildren marauding around the town like Gizmo has. I really can't imagine that the council can afford to pay the insurance this time, it is not as if a random Avenger landed in the McDonald's last week, is it?'

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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