American man Gary Walt Johnson has revealed that he has put his small town, Perfection, in Nevada, in jeopardy, after forgetting to buy a water-proof coat for his Mogwai, Gizmo.
'I know, I know,' said Johnson. 'I watched the documentary about them, and I thought that that couldn't happen here, could it? I was wrong, like my job, my marriage etc. Still, it could be worse, I could have 800 kids, and 24,000 grandchildren marauding around the town like Gizmo has. I really can't imagine that the council can afford to pay the insurance this time, it is not as if a random Avenger landed in the McDonald's last week, is it?'