Busker as sick of this song as you are

Written by Ben Macnair

Sunday, 8 December 2019

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God, you are almost as bad as Gary.

That busker who struggles to play Bob Dylan's Knocking on Heaven's Door is as sick of it as you are.

Gary Smith, from Chutney on The Fritz, is always busking outside of Sketchys, the Etch-A-Sketch-themed hipster cafe, with his guitar, little amp, and broken microphone stand, got together with black gaffer tape. He claims that he struggles with the chord changes of G, D and Am, but if he is to get any better, he needs to keep at it.

Explaining his problem to us, he said 'The way I see it, is that if I have to listen to my dreadful singing and guitar playing, then everyone else should, shouldn't they?'

We thanked the overly-generous musician for his kind thoughts. In spite of Gary's generosity, Sketchys is making a roaring trade with their artisan festive beverage offerings.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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