US Women Astronauts Set Space Records But Lack Reproduction Rights On Earth
A 40-year-old electrical engineer broke the 288-day record set by a former female space station commander in 2016-2017. The engineer is planning to spend a total of 328 days aboard the space station before returning to Earth. She has an additiona...
Read full storyFacts about your anus
Here are some interesting facts you might not know about your anus. Your anus is the coldest place in the solar system. Your anus is tilted at 98 degrees. Your anus has its own atmosphere. Your anus is made up largely of ammonia and metha...
Read full storyNashville Man Unexpectedly Becomes Enlightened
While stumbling drunk down a back alley on a Sunday morning at the crack of dawn, Zebediah Gibson of Nashville, Tennessee, unexpectedly became enlightened. "It was bizarre," sad Gibson of the unanticipated flash of radiance that hit him in the for...
Read full storyLocal woman decapitated partner during break at 'world's most romantic' holiday isle
A 24-year-old woman from Whitechapel in East London has been found guilty of murder in a Greek court of law, after she shot her partner 6 times before decapitating his body and tossing his head out of a window in their apartment on the idyllic isle o...
Read full storyTrump escapes impeachment by promoting himself to President Of Planet Earth aka POPE.
Following a tiring mind-numbing exercise in composing a six-page letter to Nancy Pelosi sprinkled with vehement denials and accusatory finger-pointing of ‘ impeachment scam & sham’, ‘witch hunt’, ‘fake news’, ‘open war on democracy’, blah blah, P...
Read full storyArt Lover Eats Mona Lisa's Banana
At a recent Miami art show, a newly discovered Leonardo da Vinci sketch of Mona Lisa eating a banana sold for $1,200,000. But before the piece could be transferred to the new owners, a man posing for a selfie with the newly discovered work of the mas...
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